The "No Crying At The Airport" Hoodie

The 4am wake-up. The gate change at the farthest possible gate. Boarding group 9. The airport has seen you at your worst — this shirt is your line in the sand.

Wear it through security and watch the TSA agent crack a smile. Wear it past a delayed flight and become the terminal's emotional support stranger. Travel is chaos. We're choosing to find it funny.

Unisex fit. Ridiculously soft. Zero tears guaranteed.*

*Not valid during gate-side goodbyes with grandma.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!